May
19
CHARACTER: The Janitor
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SundustDances
"The present can never deliver one thing: meaning. The ways of happiness and meaning are not the same. To find happiness, a man need only live in the moment, he need only live -for- the moment. But if he wants meaning - the meaning of his dreams, his secrets, his life - he must reinhabit his past, however dark, and live for the future, however uncertain. Thus nature dangles happiness and meaning before us all, insisting only that we choose between them." - Jed Rubenfield
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- Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
- meanwhile in Norway: welcome to the fucking news
- meanwhile in the UK: dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!
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I want to get lost here.
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Drove to Brighton with Steph the other day. We drove for 250 miles for her to see The Blackout for an hour, to drive 250 miles home. It was a hilarious day and I got to visit Brighton for the first time.
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What people mean when they say they’re not having kids.
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Oh…
So this…
WASN’T filmed on…
….a soundstage?Oh.
This is most def creepy as fuck.
sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window
like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU
Welcome.
Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.
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Most definitely.
Unfortunately.
Absolutely.Doesn’t even run and I’d still murder someone for scratching it.
She’s a piece of crap, but she’s MY piece of crap. And I will love her till I die
its got dents. its old. it has more oxide than shit its broken all over the place, put more money into it than whats its worth. but its all worth it.
way too underpowered but I still ♥ it
I fucking hate my car but its neat soAn asthmatic child can make more boost than my turbo but I still love it
My love for Alice is undying. That car is gonna live her best years with me and die by my own doing. For Alice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8rumyup0Os
I have nightmares about my baby going through gas station car washes.
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May
15
swansea university is definitely one its students should be proud to attend
And they call Swansea Met students the worthless ones. PAH. WHO’S WORTHLESS NOW?!
Sex for Dinner, Death for Breakfast: sundustdances: jolielaide-: Nice to see that Rose Olivia is still a...
Nice to see that Rose Olivia is still a fucking idiot. Ergh.
Oh please do enlighten us
Rose Olivia needs to get hit by a school bus like Regina George from Mean Girls and just never come back, because I’m real tired of her shit.
Up until now I had…
I like to believe I was permanently drunk for the first six months of first year. It’s always fun listening to your stories, you elaborate them in such eloquent ways.
May
14
Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.
Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:
“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.”South Park is perfect
You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.
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